Lyrics

VERSE
I knew for sure when love was through
And I was glad I’d be movin’ on
I was already thinkin’ about me and you
Thank God and Greyhound she’s gone

PRE-CHORUS
So now it’s in with the new, out with the old
I was thinkin’ everything was under control; OMG…

CHORUS
She’s back like a heart attack; truck drove up, she started to unpack
But that old couch ain’t gonna fit through my new front door, no no
She’s back like a root canal; holy crap, what do I do now?
That old rug just ain’t goin’ on my new wood floor, no no
Whoa is me, OMG, she’s back

VERSE
Standin’ on the porch; I could hardly speak
Does she believe I want her back in my life?
I was shoutin’ and wavin’ our divorce decree
Does she think she’s still my wife?

PRE-CHORUS
She never even looked at me or at the decree
With suitcase in hand, she said: “Excuse me, man;” OMG…

Second CHORUS
She’s back like a heart attack; she’s nuts; plumb off the track
I see her damned old cat, but there ain’t no kitty door any more, no no
She’s back like a root canal; please, someone, can you tell me how
To make her see things could never be like they were before? No, no…
Whoa is me, OMG, she’s back

SOLO/PRE-CHORUS
She said: “That settlement don’t mean a thing to me
’Cause the bottom line is I never agreed;” OMG…

Third CHORUS
She’s back like a heart attack, but now she’ll have to face the fact
She was gone, we moved on; it was clear, nothin’ left to fear, no no
She’s back like a root canal; holy crap, she don’t belong here now
There ain’t room enough for all of us in here, no no
Whoa is me, OMG, she’s back

TAG
She might not’ve signed hers, but she signed mine
She needs back in that truck; disappear from sight
Whoa is me, OMG, she’s back

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson & Jon Ingram & Jack Houston
© 2025 Solid Sterling Music & Klub Knukle Music (BMI)
All Rights Reserved.

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Mood: What a diabolical surprise...
Key: _G / BPM: 125 / Length: 3:40
ISRC: QZ37R2500003
BMI: Pending
ISWC: Pending