These songs can be remixed, rearranged, played with varying instruments (to the point of genre-bending or genre-switching altogether), re-sung male (or female where applicable) in any key, and changes can be made to length, tempo, and lyrics as well. The metadata for each song is located below the lyrics (and in the MP3). 

Note to Indie Artists: These songs are available for licensing without the lead vocal (and with or without the background vocals). If remixing is desired, the mixing elements can be licensed. For more information concerning licensing the tracks such that new vocals (and a new sound recording) can be accomplished, please email don@solidsterlingmusic.com for details.

Three Tequila Floor

Don Tomlinson

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This is a comedy and novelty-song album containing 11 songs, nine of which were solo-written by Don Tomlinson. “Instead I Married You” was writtten with Cheryl Clements, and “Mailed Him Home To Mama” was written with Suzanne Conn. “Slingin’ Beer And Callin’ The Cops” has two versions because one contains a mildly explicit lyric. All these songs appear elsewhere on this site but were collected here to set them apart as comedy and novelty.

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    Three Tequila Floor 3:35
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    I’d Hug You But 3:33
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    Let Me Check You For Ticks 3:38
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    Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Starin’ At My Eyes 4:01
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    Instead I Married You 3:39
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    A Lady Of The Night 3:17
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    Mailed Him Home To Mama 3:09
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    To Tell The Truth I’d Tell A Lie 3:10
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    When You’re In A Ditch Stop Digging 3:04
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    Slingin’ Beer And Callin’ The Cops (feat. Kelly Nolf) (mildly explicit lyric) 3:09
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    Slingin’ Beer And Callin’ The Cops (feat. Kelly Nolf) 3:09
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