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Three Tequila Floor

Don Tomlinson

This is a comedy and novelty-song album containing 13 songs, 11 of which were solo-written by Don Tomlinson. “Instead I Married You” was writtten with Cheryl Clements, and “Mailed Him Home To Mama” was written with Suzanne Conn. “Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Starin’ At My Eyes” contains a mildly explicit lyric. “Slingin’ Beer And Callin’ The Cops” has two versions because one contains a mildly explicit lyric. All these songs appear elsewhere on this site but were collected here to set them apart as comedy and novelty.

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    Three Tequila Floor 3:35
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    Let Me Check You For Ticks 3:38
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    I’d Hug You But 3:33
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    Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Starin’ At My Eyes (mildly explicit lyric) 4:01
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    Instead I Married You 3:39
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    A Lady Of The Night 3:17
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    Mailed Him Home To Mama 3:09
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    I Can’t Bear To Be Without You At All 2:59
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    To Tell The Truth I’d Tell A Lie 3:10
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    When You’re In A Ditch Stop Digging 3:04
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    Communication 3:25
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    Slingin’ Beer And Callin’ The Cops (feat. Kelly Nolf) (mildly explicit lyric) 3:09
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    Slingin’ Beer And Callin’ The Cops (feat. Kelly Nolf) 3:09
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