These songs can be re-mixed, rearranged, played with varying instruments (to the point of genre-bending or genre-switching altogether), re-sung male (or female where applicable) in any key, and changes can be made to length, tempo, and lyrics, as well. The metadata for each song is located below the lyrics (and is embedded in any requested MP3). “Slingin’ Beer And Callin’ The Cops” has two versions because of differing lyrics.

Three Tequila Floor

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    Three Tequila Floor 3:35
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    I’d Hug You But 3:33
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    Let Me Check You For Ticks 3:38
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    Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Starin’ At My Eyes 4:01
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    Instead I Married You 3:39
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    A Lady Of The Night 3:17
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    Mailed Him Home To Mama 3:09
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    To Tell The Truth I’d Tell A Lie 3:10
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    When You’re In A Ditch Stop Digging 3:04
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    Slingin’ Beer And Callin’ The Cops 3:09
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    Slingin’ Beer And Callin’ The Cops 3:09
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