Lyrics

VERSE
It’s been a thing since indoor plumbing
At the very least, it’s unbecoming
To her, it’s downright mind-numbing
I guess she should have seen it coming

VERSE
They need to be on the very same page
Or she just might need to disengage
Of course, he’s actin’ ’bout half his age
Sending her into a veritable rage

CHORUS
He lifts it up; she puts it down
If it had a face, you’d see the frown
When he said “sorry,” she knew what to say
“One more time, I swear you’re gonna pay.”

SOLO/VERSE
She doesn’t think she should need
To educate him on how to relieve
But she knows one thing -- guaranteed
Next time, he’ll be on TV

VERSE
That’s right; the camera’s in the ceiling
She believes he’ll find that slightly unappealing
A TV star, he doesn’t want to be one
So he better learn to put it down when he’s done

Repeat CHORUS/BRIDGE
When she’s had enough, you better move away

SOLO/Repeat CHORUS (2x)/TAG
Man, just put the damn thing down when you’re done

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
© 2020 Solid Sterling Music (BMI)
All Rights Reserved.

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Legal: One-stop contracting.
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Email: don@solidsterlingmusic.com
Mood: Comedy
Key: F / BPM: 125 / Length: 3:12
ISRC: QZ37R2000072
BMI: 48353016
ISWC: Pending