From the recording Make More Money

Lyrics

VERSE
Somebody asked how old I am, and I could not remember
The best that I could say was something about September
So they asked around, somebody said:
“He’s so damned old he’s died and come back from the dead.”

PRE-CHORUS
When he positively said the number, oh, I almost fainted

CHORUS
I can’t be this age
If I were, I couldn’t have sex
I can’t be this age
I must be Generation X
No, I just cannot be this age

VERSE
Since everyone agrees, I guess the number it will stick
But there’s no way I’m like Willie; I ain’t outlived my dick
Why just last night I was havin’ sex with a pretty young chick
At least that’s what she said; I hope she wasn’t just playin’ a trick

PRE-CHORUS
What does it say that when I get up I look in the paper to see if I died?

Repeat CHORUS/BRIDGE
They say age is just a number; what’s real is how you feel
I’m feelin’ fine so “Father Time” must be lyin’ to me again

SOLO/Repeat CHORUS/SOLO/Repeat CHORUS/TAG
Now I don’t care what anyone says, I just cannot be this age

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
UMC & SR © 2019 Eddie C Life Music (BMI)
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Mood: Bewilderment; Astonishment; Denial
Key: A / BPM: 190 / Length: 3:11
ISRC: QZ37R1900476
BMI: 30364757
ISWC: T9283383108