Lyrics

VERSE
She was chirping on the phone; said it was her B-F-F
It went on a bit long; I’m not the least bit deaf
Next thing I know, he’s driving up the drive
Except that it isn’t, it would be a surprise

VERSE
She said: “Don’t worry, babe, he’s just a good friend
I just needed help while you’re on the mend
I’m really sorry you got hit from behind
A ‘hit and run’ of the most curious kind.”

PRE-CHORUS
You know, I’ve been thinking about that myself

CHORUS
She calls him ex; I call him husband-in-law
A good guy in all respects; no character flaws
Kinda makes you wonder why they ever got divorced
He calls her all the time; I’m sensing remorse
She calls him ex; I call him husband-in-law

VERSE
He’s here all the time; he may as well move in
It’s not a steep climb; what a fool I’ve been
Right now, I’m thinkin’ ’bout another “hit and run”
If I do it just right, it could be “one and done”

Repeat CHORUS/BRIDGE
I know he loves my wife in his life
But I don’t

SOLO/Repeat CHORUS/TAG
She calls him ex
But I’ve started calling him something else altogether

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
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Mood: Growing madder; Figuring out revenge...
Key: D / BPM: 110 / Length: 3:34
ISRC: QZ37R200052
BMI: 46852447
ISWC: T3011469077