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I was layin’ there on the couch, too tired to move
Surely to goodness, I had nothin’ left to prove
But there she came wantin’ me back in the groove
I said, baby, I’m a willin’ man if you just would

Hand me another pill, I’ll get right on up
The stairs to the bedroom with all my love
I’ll give you another thrill, oooh; this horse can buck
Has it been four hours? Damn it, just my luck

Now this ain’t no reality TV show
It’s the kind of reality that’s really real…

Makin’ love took me to the emergency room
To get the blush knocked right off the bloom
When I saw that needle, ooh, I started to shout
But I never felt a thing ’cause I passed plum out

She drove me home, then in just about an hour
She appeared at my door holdin’ the power
One blue, one brown; she said I should take both
Yeah, I don’t believe it, either, but, on my oath

Spoken: You know, actually, that second time, I passed out on the way in to the E-R.
When I woke up, the doctor told me if it happened again to please just take
my fool self somewhere else. Yeah, well, I understand. Mmmmh!

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
UMC & SR © 2019 Eddie C Life Music (BMI)
All Rights Reserved.

Legal: One-stop contracting.
Control rights to UMC and SR.
Contact phone number: 312.671.8074
Mood: Bizarre; Humorous; Frightful; Scary
Key: E / BPM: 120 / Length: 2:57
ISRC: QZ37R1900277
BMI: 24040215
ISWC: T9210556073