From the recording I Just Cannot Be This Age

Lyrics

VERSE
Gettin’ up from my chair headin’ for the men’s room
I ran slap into a pair about the size of the moon
They were all that I could see
Lord, they knocked me to my knees
They looked a whole lot like some mountains in Belize

PRE-CHORUS
Now this is not the first time
I’ve had a run-in with those things
I’m tellin’ you they’re dangerous
Especially when they start to swing
So I’m lookin’ for...

CHORUS
Some itty-bitty store-bought titties
But there ain’t none to be found
The smallest size is extra large
They must sell ’em by the pound
To tell the truth, I love ’em all
From big to mid to small
But if you ain’t done it yet
No need to go bad in debt
Just go get yourself
Some itty-bitty store-bought titties

RIDE

VERSE
Used to be that when somethin’ was “store-bought”
It meant stuff you couldn’t grow in the garden
Or that’s what I always thought
But I once had a girlfriend had some non-organic parts
Stabbed me in both eyes one night, had me seein’ stars

Repeat PRE-CHORUS

Repeat CHORUS (2x)
(skip first line on chorus repeat)

TAG
(Spoken) Man, those things are dangerous
(Sung) Itty-bitty store-bought titties
(Spoken) A guy could get hurt, I’m tellin’ ya
(Sung) Itty-bitty store-bought titties
(Spoken) Course, I guess there’s worse ways to go blind
(Sung) Itty-bitty store-bought titties

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
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Mood: Audacious; Bizarre; Crazy; Humorous
Key: G / BPM: 155 / Length: 3:51
ISRC: QZ37R1900256
BMI: 24717572
ISWC: T9216208194