From the recording Three Tequila Floor

Lyrics

VERSE
I was mindin’ my own business sittin’ in here
Just eatin’ a burger and drinkin’ a beer
When all of a sudden, well, here you are
Struttin’ your stuff right up to the bar

VERSE
Now I barely noticed you ’til I started to feel
Like somethin’ just wasn’t quite right
At first, I thought it was no big deal
’Til it came clear in my line of sight

PRE-CHORUS
Now it’s a little too common, and it’s gettin’ bad
If this keeps up, it’s really gonna make me mad

CHORUS
(Yeah) (So) please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
It’s not very nice to ogle me that way
Yeah, please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
Otherwise, I may have somethin’ dumb to say
Like — if this is heaven, I’m glad I died

VERSE
Well, I guess you think I’m thinkin’ somewhat in reverse
But what I’m really thinkin’ is could this get worse?
You need to understand that just because I’m a man
You are not free to do this to me

Repeat PRE-CHORUS

Repeat CHORUS

BRIDGE
I guess we live in a world where right is wrong and wrong is right
’Cause some people think I’m not supposed to look at boobs

RIDE

Repeat CHORUS

TAG
Please tell your boobs to stop starin’ at my eyes

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
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Mood: Novelty; Comedy; Mild sexuality
Key: D / BPM: 160 / Length: 4:01
ISRC: QZ37R1900158
BMI: 20807094
ISWC: T9179735592