From the recording If You Drive Me To Drink

Lyrics

VERSE
I have a theory about marriage and divorce
How they run together on a parallel course
At the start, how much you want in
Is how much you want out in the end

PRE-CHORUS
(As for me) (Now) I wanted in bad
But I’m wantin’ out worse
She’s startin' to shout, and I’m startin’ to curse
’Cause our love is, yes, our love is...

CHORUS
Cold as a French fry at the bottom of the sack
Six beers short of a very-much-needed sixpack
It’s bad to the bone, and she don’t know Jack
Now I’m good as gone; never never comin’ back

VERSE
The heat was very hot, but the cold is just as cold
It’s an age-old story once again bein’ told
But this time on the theory that love could turn to hate
So you better listen up before it’s way too late

Repeat PRE-CHORUS/CHORUS/SOLO/Repeat CHORUS/TAG
Cold as a French fry at the bottom of the sack
Man, that’s cold...

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
UMC & SR © 2019 Eddie C Life Music (BMI)
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Mood: Fallin’ in love; Fallin’ out...
Key: G / BPM: 150 / Length: 3:40
ISRC: QZ37R1900026
BMI: 18292502
ISWC: T9155611077