Three Tequila Floor

Don Tomlinson

This is a comedy and novelty-song album containing 13 songs, 11 of which were solo-written by Don Tomlinson. “Instead I Married You” was writtten with Cheryl Clements, and “Mailed Him Home To Mama” was written with Suzanne Conn. “Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Starin’ At My Eyes” contains a mildly explicit lyric. “Slingin’ Beer And Callin’ The Cops” has two versions because one contains a mildly explicit lyric. All these songs appear elsewhere on this site but were collected here to set them apart as comedy and novelty.

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